If Winston Smith was a file, he’d be a .exe

tavikat:

faffymungebimp:

mrchambles:

"it’s pink"
"no it’s lightish red"

lightish blood orange

tavikat:

faffymungebimp:

mrchambles:

"it’s pink"

"no it’s lightish red"

lightish blood orange

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(via cartoongeek123)

Dear Gay Couples at My Favourite Mexican Restraunt

I am not staring at you because I am judging you. I am staring at you because you all look so damn cute…also I’m lonely and the food is taking forevuuurrr.

(but seriously, you are rocking those crotchless leathers, man with beard and fajitas)

When you’re even third wheeling on Skype calls

Things I CAN blame bush for:

-Saying Dubya
-My Blood Being Replaced WITH HEARTY AMERICAN CONSUMERISM

captofthesociallyawkwardpopkids:

can we just take the moment and talk about how these new kmart commercials are pronouncing “gif” the WRONG way!? it’s pronounced like the peanut butter, with a j sound not a g! we have been through this many of times. fuck shit damn. it’s fucking annoying.

(Source: thesociallyawkwardpopularkids)

Don’t do your work at 2am?! I’ll have you know that some of my best work has been done at just that time!

In fact all of my work has!