Also this blog is:
Never changing cause I luv making it hard to read mah shit,
Makes French Toast, Has Hair Named Matt-Hey-Heyyy~!, Gurrrrrrrrl, Needs a Man to Take Boys Out of Yard, BElieves "A Separate Peace" Is a Ploy to Increase Tourism in Devon, Thinks that Raphael is Mai Turtle-Senpai, Uses A Gravy Boat Load Of Adjectives,
Plays Video Games,
Does Your Lawn, Prefers Blue Background to Red, Has Uncreative Blog Types,Has Over 14662849680 Lines, adsgkaldfgjdfsrofl, DoEs NOt UsE CorRecT CApItAliZatiOn, Breathes, Passes Up On Great Investment Opportunities, Judges You While You Sleep, Is Not Sexist, Judges You While You're Awake, Knows If Your Bad Or Good, Takes Up Too Much Space, Makes Negative Space, Listens To Awolnation, Dances (poorly) To Dubstep, Likes Being Behind Text, Likes Listing Things, Wears Short Shorts, Is Purple, Is Giant, Eats People, Makes Waffles, Likes Cutting Words Off With Pictures, Annoys Visitors, Stands There (Menacingly), Never Lets You Down, Does Not Understand Proper Uses of Lists, Enjoys Soul Music, Tricks People Into Reading Long Lists, Does Not Respond To Talking Cubes, Recalls We Had Steak Or Fish As Our Dinner Options & Had Lasagna, Get Really Complicated, Hides Its True Feelings, Doesn't Want You Too Touch Her Lovely Lady Lumps, Loves Mondays, Hates Tuesdays, "Works Out," Memorizes Airport Codes in The Dark Closet With A Flashlight, Enjoys Sole, Does the Harlem Shake, Keeps Up With The Latest Trends, Has A Pilot's License, Prefers His Milkshakes: A) Shaken, Not Stirred & B) In The Yard, Ctrl+C's, Ctrl+V's, Ctrl+C's, Ctrl+V's,Ctrl+C's, Ctrl+V's,Ctrl+C's, Ctrl+V's,Ctrl+C's, Ctrl+V's,Ctrl+C's, Ctrl+V's, Hides His Secrets (Poorly), Hangs On The Side Of The TARDIS, Lowers The IQ Of The ENTIRE Street When She Thinks, Is the Pyro, Is a Man, Is a Woman, Is a RED Spy, Is In The Base, Has A Cute Puppy Named Bubbles, Loves Rainbow Dash, Is Rainbow Dash's Very Special Somepony, Never Gives You Up, Is Not A Hollaback Girl, & Acknowledges That Friendship Is Magic.